Diane and I went to Famous Footwear Saturday night after I was released as the bishop of our ward. As we walked in a very nice young lady asked, "May I help you?"
"Yes," I said, "Is this Famous Footwear?"
"Yes it is," she said with a perky little voice reserved for shoe clerks at the South Hill Mall.
"Excellent!", said I, "Can you direct me to the shoes that Keanu Reeves has worn?"
She just stared at me.
I'm going to enjoy not being the bishop.
"Yes," I said, "Is this Famous Footwear?"
"Yes it is," she said with a perky little voice reserved for shoe clerks at the South Hill Mall.
"Excellent!", said I, "Can you direct me to the shoes that Keanu Reeves has worn?"
She just stared at me.
I'm going to enjoy not being the bishop.
