10. "Excuse me, er, is there a bathroom?"
9. "What time is lunch?"
8. "It's usually crowded like this because people bring a lot of baggage with them."
7. "It's me again, uh, do we need a bathroom?"
6. "Why is the Book of Mormon attached to each of the bibles?"
5. "Lunch is at two and don't forget to try the Celestial Cheesecake. It's to die for. Really."
4. "Is it just me or does it seem a little warm in here for Heaven?"
3. "No really, who pulled the strings to make 'Napoleon Dynamite' a hit?"
2. "Over there? Oh yeah, that's hell. They play an endless game of 'Chutes and Ladders'. Without the ladders."
1. "Here's your new home teaching assignment.
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