Thursday, May 8, 2008

What.....

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?


Same middle names.

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What's Irish and sits outside?


Patio Furniture.

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What does a one legged ballerina wear?

A one-one.

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What did the mommy buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school?

Bison.

1 comment:

Rachel Hudgins said...

I like the one legged ballernina joke. Did you make that up yourself? It sounds like a Paul Bryan joke.

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