What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle names.
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What's Irish and sits outside?
Patio Furniture.
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What does a one legged ballerina wear?
A one-one.
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What did the mommy buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school?
Bison.
1 comment:
I like the one legged ballernina joke. Did you make that up yourself? It sounds like a Paul Bryan joke.
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