A Panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. After finishing the sandwich he pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter and heads for the door. The bartender calls out, "Hey you can't just eat your sandwich, shoot the waiter and walk out without paying!"
"Sure I can," says the Panda, "I'm a Panda. Look it up."
So the bartender pulls out his dictionary and looks up Panda. It reads:
Panda: a marsulpial characterized with black and white markings; eats shoots and leaves.
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I have that book! "Eats, Shoots and Leaves." It is an awesome novel about grammar intricacies. It was a gift from a fellow writer friend, but truth be told, I'm not that much of a grammar buff. I think most of it comes naturally, but I don't know all the rules or anything.
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