Here's the challenge for the day: Comparative Action Metaphors
Diane: "Hey Paul, can you help me finish my dessert?"
Paul: "I'm on it like ____________________"
stink on a gorilla.
Crest on a toothbrush.
orange on a cheetoh.
Oprah on "smelt night" at the Old Country Buffet.
a puppy at a fire hydrant factory.
William Shatner at a "ham fest"
glaze on a Krispy Kreme.
rust on my Jeep.
Sylvester Stallone on steroids.
Any others????
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Like casserole at a ward party...diaper on a newborn...not thinking of anything really good here...ummmmm...while I'm thinking, I have to beg you to NEVER DISS OPRAH...sin on Satan...no, I don't have anything good to add.
A CASSEROLE AT A WARD PARTY?!!?? Too Perfect. Let's change Oprah to Rosie, OK?
Like gold chains on cousin "Sal". Like clogs on a Dutchman. Like leggo on my Ego. Like stank on dog breath. Likes peaches on a cobler. Like wrinkles on an elephant. Like Domino on Fats. Like rain on Seattle. Like grandpa on naptime. Like foot fungus on YMCA flipflops. Like Cooter on the General Lee. Like Yogi on a picnic basket. Like Pooh on honey. Like a gypsie on a tourist. Like wind resistence on a 73 Astro van. -- ok, I'm tired now.
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